Sports Quotes, Part IV
Can you tell I like sports? Who said what?
"The doer alone learneth." -Friedrich Nietzsche
Quiz created by: Bill Graves
1. If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
(#) Michael Jordan
(#) Martin Brodeur
(#) Cy Young
(#) George Brett
2. If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
(#) Dominique Wilkins
(#) Shaquille O'Neal
(#) Spud Webb
(#) Charles Barkley
3. f we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.
(#) Ben Hogan
(#) Jack Nicklaus
(#) Tiger Woods
(#) Lee Trevino
4. If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
(#) Vince Lombardi
(#) Joe Montana
(#) Bill Walsh
(#) George Halas
5. If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.
(#) John Wooden
(#) Phil Jackson
(#) Red Auerbach
(#) Pat Riley
6. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
(#) Charles Barkley
(#) Bill Murray
(#) Jack Lemmon
(#) Michael Jordan
7. If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
(#) Bob Hope
(#) John Madden
(#) Phil Mickelson
(#) Bing Crosby
8. It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.
(#) Don Mattingly
(#) Pete Rose
(#) Kirby Puckett
(#) Ty Cobb
9. It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
(#) Muhammad Ali
(#) Leon Spinks
(#) George Foreman
(#) Mike Tyson
10. Life is about timing.
(#) Casey Stengel
(#) Wayne Gretzky
(#) Carl Lewis
(#) Barry Bonds
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