Stupid Exorcist Quiz
A humorous quiz
Quiz created by: Jim Blake
1. Is Regan really possessed?
(#) No. It's purely psychological.
(#) Yes. There really is a demon inside her.
(#) Not sure. It's all so complicated. I can't form a coherent opinion.
2. If YOU were the Exorcist (Fr. Merrin) what would you say to Regan when you first see her?
(#) Yo devil! Bye Bye. See ya!!!
(#) Fuckin' bring it bitch.
(#) Let's see what you got, burn boy.
(#) How much can you bench?
3. If YOU came into the Regan's room while she was "using" the crucifix, what would you do?
(#) Close the door, look her straight in the eyes and say "Try to murder me, girlfriend".
(#) Try to start a normal conversation with the demon.
(#) Mimic her as she's mimicking Burke Dennings and turning her head around.
(#) Start throwing shit at her
4. If YOU were Father Karras and Regan barfed on you, you would:
(#) Wipe the barf off your face and lick it from each finger - hoping she'll laugh.
(#) Really try and get her to make the straps disappear
(#) Act like nothing happened and tell her to get a life.
(#) Just fucking punch her
5. If you were Dr. Klein and Regan called you a fuckin' bastard after you gave her a shot at the clinic, what would YOU do?
(#) Say "Awww, little baby devil burning in hell for eternity. Who's the real fuckup here?"
(#) Put on a straight jacket and announce that you're crazier than she.
(#) Say "I know you're possessed and guess what? I'm not scared."
(#) Grab her by the neck and shove her off the examining table.
6. If you were Regan and Dr. Klein came in your room to get you to stop flopping on the bed, what would you do?
(#) Flop harder
(#) Start yelling about how 'baked" you are.
(#) Stop flopping and admit it's all a hoax
(#) Scream "Gimme the Thorazine. It's MINE!!!"
7. Why was burke Dennings killed?
(#) A very strong man came into the room and pushed him out.
(#) He was drunk and fell out of the window.
(#) Because Regan's a maniacal, raging, possessed lunatic
(#) It was suicide. Regan had nothng to do with it.
8. Regan's room smells like...
(#) A fucking rotting, stinking shithole from hell
9. If you were Regan, what would you say to Captain Howdy?
(#) I possess you! You don't possess me!
(#) You are sooooo BOGUS!
(#) I see you. Now beat it.
(#) Smooth move, Ex Lax.
10. Why was the famous "Spiderwalk" scene deleted from the original version of the Exorcist?
(#) Possessed people can't do that.
(#) It looked cheesy and stupid
(#) I don't like spiders and snakes.
(#) Shelob the giant spider from from the Lord of the Rings objected
Click here to take this quiz and post a reply with your score.