Stupid Exorcist Quiz
A humorous quiz
Quiz created by: Jim Blake
1. Is Regan really possessed?
(#) Not sure. It's all so complicated. I can't form a coherent opinion.
(#) Yes. There really is a demon inside her.
(#) No. It's purely psychological.
(#) Yes
2. If YOU were the Exorcist (Fr. Merrin) what would you say to Regan when you first see her?
(#) How much can you bench?
(#) Let's see what you got, burn boy.
(#) Fuckin' bring it bitch.
(#) Yo devil! Bye Bye. See ya!!!
3. If YOU came into the Regan's room while she was "using" the crucifix, what would you do?
(#) Try to start a normal conversation with the demon.
(#) Close the door, look her straight in the eyes and say "Try to murder me, girlfriend".
(#) Start throwing shit at her
(#) Mimic her as she's mimicking Burke Dennings and turning her head around.
4. If YOU were Father Karras and Regan barfed on you, you would:
(#) Wipe the barf off your face and lick it from each finger - hoping she'll laugh.
(#) Act like nothing happened and tell her to get a life.
(#) Really try and get her to make the straps disappear
(#) Just fucking punch her
5. If you were Dr. Klein and Regan called you a fuckin' bastard after you gave her a shot at the clinic, what would YOU do?
(#) Put on a straight jacket and announce that you're crazier than she.
(#) Grab her by the neck and shove her off the examining table.
(#) Say "Awww, little baby devil burning in hell for eternity. Who's the real fuckup here?"
(#) Say "I know you're possessed and guess what? I'm not scared."
6. If you were Regan and Dr. Klein came in your room to get you to stop flopping on the bed, what would you do?
(#) Stop flopping and admit it's all a hoax
(#) Flop harder
(#) Start yelling about how 'baked" you are.
(#) Scream "Gimme the Thorazine. It's MINE!!!"
7. Why was burke Dennings killed?
(#) A very strong man came into the room and pushed him out.
(#) He was drunk and fell out of the window.
(#) It was suicide. Regan had nothng to do with it.
(#) Because Regan's a maniacal, raging, possessed lunatic
8. Regan's room smells like...
(#) Whiskey
(#) Pot
(#) Flowers
(#) A fucking rotting, stinking shithole from hell
9. If you were Regan, what would you say to Captain Howdy?
(#) You are sooooo BOGUS!
(#) Smooth move, Ex Lax.
(#) I see you. Now beat it.
(#) I possess you! You don't possess me!
10. Why was the famous "Spiderwalk" scene deleted from the original version of the Exorcist?
(#) It looked cheesy and stupid
(#) Possessed people can't do that.
(#) I don't like spiders and snakes.
(#) Shelob the giant spider from from the Lord of the Rings objected
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