Humorous Famous Quotes
Have you heard the one about...? These are quotes about humor. They may or may not be funny, but they are always about funny. Just tell me who said them.
"Necessity... the mother of invention" - Plato
Quiz created by: Bill Graves
1. A joke is a very serious thing.
(#) Will Rogers
(#) Winston Churchill
(#) George Carlin
(#) Robin Williams
2. A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
(#) Mark Twain
(#) Plato
(#) Will Rogers
(#) Henry Ward Beecher
3. Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
(#) Lewis Black
(#) E. B. White
(#) Mark Twain
(#) Will Rogers
4. Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
(#) Bob Hope
(#) Sid Caesar
(#) George Burns
(#) George Carlin
5. Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
(#) Carole Burnett
(#) Peter Ustinov
(#) Jeff Goldblum
(#) Lucille Ball
6. Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
(#) Mark Twain
(#) Will Rogers
(#) George Carlin
(#) Charlie Chaplin
7. Humor is just another defense against the universe.
(#) Mark Twain
(#) Mel Brooks
(#) Lewis Black
(#) George Carlin
8. Humor is reason gone mad.
(#) Chico Marx
(#) Groucho Marx
(#) Jerry Seinfeld
(#) Harpo Marx
9. If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
(#) Dennis Leary
(#) Mohandas Gandhi
(#) Robin Williams
(#) Lewis Black
10. When humor goes, there goes civilization.
(#) Bill Cosby
(#) Mark Twain
(#) Erma Bombeck
(#) Will Rogers
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