Humorous Famous Quotes
Have you heard the one about...? These are quotes about humor. They may or may not be funny, but they are always about funny. Just tell me who said them.
"Necessity... the mother of invention" - Plato
Quiz created by: Bill Graves
1. A joke is a very serious thing.
(#) George Carlin
(#) Winston Churchill
(#) Will Rogers
(#) Robin Williams
2. A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
(#) Mark Twain
(#) Plato
(#) Henry Ward Beecher
(#) Will Rogers
3. Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
(#) Lewis Black
(#) E. B. White
(#) Will Rogers
(#) Mark Twain
4. Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
(#) George Carlin
(#) Bob Hope
(#) George Burns
(#) Sid Caesar
5. Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
(#) Jeff Goldblum
(#) Carole Burnett
(#) Lucille Ball
(#) Peter Ustinov
6. Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
(#) Mark Twain
(#) George Carlin
(#) Will Rogers
(#) Charlie Chaplin
7. Humor is just another defense against the universe.
(#) George Carlin
(#) Mel Brooks
(#) Mark Twain
(#) Lewis Black
8. Humor is reason gone mad.
(#) Chico Marx
(#) Harpo Marx
(#) Groucho Marx
(#) Jerry Seinfeld
9. If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
(#) Dennis Leary
(#) Robin Williams
(#) Lewis Black
(#) Mohandas Gandhi
10. When humor goes, there goes civilization.
(#) Erma Bombeck
(#) Bill Cosby
(#) Mark Twain
(#) Will Rogers
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