A man walks into a, says 'Ouch!' Get it? No? That's okay. Try these on for size. All you have to do is tell me who said these gems.'Bad men are full of repentence.' - Aristotle
Quiz created by: Bill Graves
1. Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
2. A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
3. A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
4. A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
5. A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
6. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
7. Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
8. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
9. Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
10. Electricity is really just organized lightning.
